runaway knitting sensation

Nope, the photo at right is not one of Michael Jackson's children. It's America's favorite wild-eyed runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks.

My sister and I were just joking about this last night, but it seems the irrepressible Annie Modesitt has actually created a pattern for the blankie which shielded Ms. Wilbanks from the press on her trip home. Hilarious!

You’ve made Martha’s Poncho, now...
Make Jennifer’s Blanket! (via Crazy Aunt Purl)

I guess I was wrong when I predicted that America's next hoosegow knitting sensation would be sported by Lil' Kim.